How does she do it? How does Madonna stay looking so young and…okay, she doesn’t look that young, and it’s no secret what she’s doing; it’s plastic surgery. The Material Girl looks like she’s had at least one facelift in the last few years, and she’s definitely had multiple Botox injections and chemical peels to keep her skin looking as vibrant and youthful as possible. So now even though she’s in her 50s, she still looks like a girl in her…she still looks around 50, but she looks like she takes great care of herself. Although, maybe we’re just being cynical, because she’s still dating men half her age, and she’s got sick pipes…that’s muscley-arms in beefcake terms, and she’s opening her own chain of gyms so we imagine she only speaks in beefcake terms…and that she says “bro” a lot after she does her biceps curls.