Champion of Surgery – Joan Rivers

An absolute champion of plastic surgery Joan Rivers‘ face is not her own anymore. Well, she wears that face on her head but it was constructed for her by men with scalpels. We’re not going to bother naming any of the surgeries she’s done or try to count them. If she were standing next to herself in the wax museum without moving you would never know which was which except for she never stops talking so she couldn’t stand still. She doesn’t look so bad really, her nose jobs don’t look that good and there is more “meat” where we know that she would look flat and saggy but otherwise she doesn’t look bad. Its just that she looks more like a Star Wars character than a person. She should play the wife of the Joker in the next Batman.

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